I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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