i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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