So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
His nipple licking is glorious
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