K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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