at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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