Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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