Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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