Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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