so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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