Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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