what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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