all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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