If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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