You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Vodka?
Forever.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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