You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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