Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
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Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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