I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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