Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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