Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
