So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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