U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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