I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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