I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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