Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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