that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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