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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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