I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The power of my boobs compel you
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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