I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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