I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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