Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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