Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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