God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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