I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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