Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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