3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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