did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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