Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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