no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
They have beer where we have blood.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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