Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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