ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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