I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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