So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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