If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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