I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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