So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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