Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
