Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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