How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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