just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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