Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if only i could text you this smell
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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