why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
ttyl tear gas
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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