butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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