At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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