I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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