Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you will always have a special place in my vag
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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